plz talk dirty to me
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
