god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
Randomize
