The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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