I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
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