he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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