I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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