Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
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