So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Randomize