i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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