you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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