he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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