Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
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