On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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