we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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