I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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