Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
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