Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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