I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
In America we eat man semen.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
