Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
No...this little piggys going to the bar
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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