i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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