i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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