So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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