Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
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