Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
I didn't notice because vodka
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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