Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
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