Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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