I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
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