it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
