I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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