Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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