how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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