Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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