It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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