i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
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