There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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