We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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