using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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