Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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