3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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