I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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