I didn't shave. On purpose
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
i now understand why vodka
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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