yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
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Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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