I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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