The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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