Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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