ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I will die if light touches me.
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
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