When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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