..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
