rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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