i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
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