I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
nutella sex= disaster
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I think a kid would responsible me up
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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