We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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