Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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