my mouth tastes like poor choices
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
How naked do you want me to be?
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