WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
Randomize
