so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
In other news, I just burned my penis
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Shame - the story of my life.
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