we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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