so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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