Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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